I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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itsrebeccalolwut:

staypos1tive:

readmyshiet:

blahmarisaa:

whoknowsinthiscrazymixedupworld:

I. AM. SCREAMING.

I HAVE FINALLY SEEN IT

OH SWEET JESUS

I HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT HAVING THIS ON MY BLOG

why aren’t these kids my bestfriends. why.

I FOUND IT. I FINALLY FOUND IT. MY LIFE IS FUCKING COMPLETE OMFG

OMG wtf was that? :L

Dear future kids,
You better be as awesome as these two.

I just love it so much

YESSSSSSS.

I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete

^omg.

i don’t care what blog you are, reblog or you’re a faggot.

MY TEARS

omg

This is fucking hilarious ! hahaha

lmfao yes 

thank you for this

fucking hilarious.

IM FUCKING CRYING

Oh jesus

LMFAOOOO WHAAAAT IS LIIIIIIIIIFE !!!!!!!!!!

DEAD.

I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE YOU BOTH.

(Source: twat-boulevard, via xo-lokilicious-ox)

thefrogman:

wafflesthecorgi:

Meet Waffles the corgi!

We picked him up today, and luckily he slept most of the ride home.  He also hasn’t figured out how to raise his ears yet.

Is Waffles not the most perfect corgi name? Congratulations! 

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